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Who says just because you’re a DogMom you have to wear shoulder-padded sweatshirts adorned with illustrated Shih-Tzus? In fact, FleaGirlz have one simple rule: Friends don’t let friends wear shoulder-padded sweatshirts adorned with illustrated Shih-Tzus. End of story*.

Please note: $5 from every purchase of a tee from “The Mama Foursome” collection and $10 from every purchase of our limited-edition “One giant leap for dogkind” tee will go to TheFleasKneesFund. (What shoulder-padded sweatshirt adorned with illustrated Shih-Tzus can say that?!)

* If a shoulder-padded sweatshirt adorned with illustrated Shih-Tzus is what you actually choose to wear — and not under duress, as a joke, or in an effort to be “ironic” — feel free to purchase a FleasKnees tee for someone else.

For proper taxation purposes, be sure to order from the appropriate recipient-destination line.

The Mama Foursome collection

Softer than butta, and bootie-coveringly long (yes, bootie-coveringly is so a word), this gorgeous 100% pima cotton tee has been hand-screenprinted with ultra-glam rock-star-fab silver foil and is available in black and white. (Wouldn't it be nice if all things pertaining to animal welfare were black and white?) $5 from every tee sold will go to TheFleasKneesFund.

DogMom: the new MILF

  • Colour: Black or white
  • Sizes: XS, S, M, L (Consult the What size is that human in the window? chart.)
  • Cost: $60 USD / $60 CAD
  • Be sure to order from the appropriate recipient-destination line.

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Fairy Dogmother

  • Colour: Black or white
  • Sizes: XS, S, M, L (Consult the What size is that human in the window? chart.)
  • Cost: $60 USD / $60 CAD
  • Be sure to order from the appropriate recipient-destination line.

Note: Large, Black: Temporarily outta stock

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Mom-of-a-bitch

  • Colour: Black or white
  • Sizes: XS, S, M, L (Consult the What size is that human in the window? chart.)
  • Cost: $60 USD / $60 CAD
  • Be sure to order from the appropriate recipient-destination line.

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Ghetto stud's mama

  • Colour: Black or white
  • Sizes: XS, S, M, L (Consult the What size is that human in the window? chart.)
  • Cost: $60 USD / $60 CAD
  • Be sure to order from the appropriate recipient-destination line.

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BC, Canada:

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Limited-edition tee! Made with 100% soft cotton and 100% big heart!

This classic cotton tee is soon to be the preferred pairing of your favourite old-faithful denims. But, there's only a handful available. And we mean, like, ever! $10 from every tee sold will go to TheFleasKneesFund.

One giant leap for dogkind tee
One giant leap for dogkind

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What size is that human in the window?

(XS)ExtraSuperRunt: Perfect for the human incarnation of the delicate teacup Poodle, wee Yorkie, or small-but-mighty Chihuahua. Human size: 0–2

(S)uperRunt: Perfect for the human incarnation of the I-may-be-petite-but-I-am-a-gal-of-substance Boston Terrier, the agile Pinscher, or the head-turning French Bulldog. Human size: 4–6

(M)utt: Perfect for the human incarnation of the miscellaneous I-never-knew-my-daddy mutt, tireless Border Collie, or the laid-back Bassett Hound. Human size: 8–10

(L)ab: Perfect for the human incarnation of the sturdy Lab, the fluffier Sheepdog, or the ever-so-very-great Great Dane. Or, for that matter, any of the above-listed pocket-sized breeds who digs the leggings + larger tee = dress fashion formula. Human size: 12–14

Care instructions

  • Shirt: Wash in cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
  • Dog: Wash in warm, inside in. Towel dry fast.
  • Shirt and Dog: Avoid ironing. A little wrinkle here and there makes both all the more lovable.

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